Hipsters do some wierd stuff. Wear wierd stuff. And even act wierd. Its like there a living CYOA comic, which is why your here! To control a hipster! He's 8-bit because its "vintage".
...who then proceed to push the hipster down...
28 Nov 2012 06:04 pm
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Reply Creeper Status, 28 Nov 2012 06:07 pm
Commanding is open! Feel free to do some awesome junk!
> Trip her with your arm (because legs are too mainstream) and get on your fixie, proceeding to ride to the local farmers market.
Reply ShinyHoundoom229, 28 Nov 2012 06:51 pm
> Scare her off with your ironically bad poetry.
> try to summon your hipster god.
>Sprout wings and fly to Neptune
Change the wheels for square ones. Circles are too mainstream.
Reply supersonic1009, 29 Nov 2012 08:34 am
>Blow up Neptune like Frieza would
Reply supersonic1009, 03 Dec 2012 02:40 pm
@ShinyHoundoom229: i seccond